Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Boobs are like hellium balloons

At first they are all perky and full and don't need any support. I mean you put a weight on them just to keep them from floating away. Slowly, so slowly, they get smaller, and less round until one day you find them on your living room floor, dull, lifeless, limp, deflated and a little squishy. See, boobs are like balloons.