Ice storm and Idiots

First of all, thanks for the hilarious comments you all leave! Crack on the bingo card, used gum markers, all too funny!!!

Now to tell of my experience yesterday. First of all I buy my groceries on Mondays or Tuesdays all the time. Most grocery stores restock on Sunday night and early Monday morning so I get the fresh stuff, and Tuesday is Senior Citizen day, and I like that crowd. They move slower, but they are polite, don't block isles, and will randomly give you advice (the good kind, not the pushy kind.) So I needed some groceries yesterday and went to the store after I picked Kailyn up from school. I knew it would be crowded because people love to freak out around here anytime someone mentions the possibility of ice, I didn't know I could find all of my pet peeves in one store though. I have 3 main pet peeves, bad hygene, rude people, and stupid people. Evidently yesterday was the national kroger convention for all of the rude/stupid people. They all seemed clean enough though. I also can't stand slow, but it doesn't always annoy me so much, but it sure did yesterday. I don't know how many times I couldn't get to what i needed, I only got about half of what was on my list, people were blocking isles, leaving there carts in the middle of the isles, and worst of all, they were browsing. I mean, they didn't even know what they wanted, they were just looking at stuff, being slow, and dumb. I was soooo frustrated byt he time I went to check out. I mean, when you run into someone, say excuse me! Don't be so freakin rude! Don't block isles, if you're thinking about what cheese you want, let the people through that know what stinkin cheese they want. I won't go into details, but I was insanely annoyed when I went to check out. Then of course someone cuts in line at the self checkout, but the lady next to me said something to her, and the cutter acted like she didn't notice us (whatever, rude.) Well, I check out, and I'm speedy at it, people are all in my personal space, but I'm trying to be nice about it. I go to leave, it's started raining, it's cold, and then some grumpy old man in a Cadillac almost hit me. He wasn't looking at anything, just determined to get that good spot. I almost wanted him to hit me, I was so mad I felt like I could have dented his car! I finally get to my car, it's raining so I tell Kailyn to just get in, I'll unload the groceries and put the cart up. For once in her life, she actually hurried up and was almost buckled when I see the bright yellow bananas siting by my purse in the cart. I never paid for them. Four stupid bananas. I tell Kailyn to get back out, I forgot to pay for the bananas, she looks at me like I'm crazy. I grab her hand and we run back in, go to the self check outs and get in line. I'm waiting behind this woman who doesn't realize two things, 1- she has too many items, 2- she'd too stupid to check herself out. I don't know how many times I wanted to just push her out of the way and tell her how to do it. She couldn't figure out why she had to keep waiting for an attendant, I knew it was because her kid was leaning on the scale thingy. If you're too dumb to check yourself out, then don't use the self checkout. I think that's really simple logic, but alas, it was idiot day at Kroger, so not many people shared my logic. I finally got to check out and paid 1.41 for my bananas and left. I wanted to run everyone over by the time I left. I was all calmed down when I finally got home, I realized I forgot something I needed for that night, but decided nothing was that important. I wasn't going back. Good thing everyone made that mad dash to the store yesterday, we sure are iced in. Wow.